- 06: The Worst Things to Hear from a Real Estate Agent
- 05: Roger Clemens Denies Using Steroids While Taking Steroids At Press Conference
- 03: Forcefully Demand and You Shall Receive
- 29: How Long Can You Keep the Tag On?
- 18: Scaring Prospects Into Sales
- 13: The Greatest American Gladiators
- 06: Screwing Up In Life
- 05: Paid Programming Renewed For 27th Season
- 04: Cold Calling Like a Cold Blooded Killer
- 31: Kleenex Box Moccasins
- 28: How Lying Increased My Sales Tenfold
- 26: Top 6 NFL Players of All Time
- 24: Saving Packing Peanuts
- 23: A Society That Rejects Colored People
- 15: CliffHanger 2 - The Fist Grip
- 10: Headlines: January 10, 2008
- 09: The 10 Greatest Seasons In Sports
- 08: Overheard at Fred Thompson’s Campaign HQ
- 07: Fixing Broken Limbs
- 03: The Worst Things To Hear From a Photographer
- 02: The Wrong Way on a One Way Street
- 01: Headlines: January 1, 2007
- 31: The Best Things In Life Are…
- 28: Friendships With the Opposite Sex
- 27: Controlling the Sales Follow-Up
- 26: Ted’s Pizzeria Review
- 25: Headlines: December 25, 2007
- 24: Rock Solid Fantasy Sports Picks
- 21: Neighbor Pilots
- 21: Lord of the Rings: A Jeweler’s Tale
- 20: How to Win a Staring Contest
- 19: Never Throw Away Old Socks
- 17: The Worst Things to Hear From Your Psychiatrist
- 13: Deer Beats Hunter In Winner Take All Gin Rummy Game
- 12: William Shatner Snubbed In New Star Trek
- 11: Glass Eye Fiasco
- 10: The Night Apollo Creed Passed Away
- 07: Headlines: December 7, 2007
- 06: Dead Bodies: Not as Fun as the Movies
- 05: Hudson Gets a Birthday Card
- 04: The Worst Things to Hear From Your Dentist
- 03: Coping With Insults
- 30: TV Dinner Palace Review
- 29: My Honor Student…
- 28: Solid Lock Fantasy Sports Picks
- 27: Headlines: November 27, 2007
- 26: Wrestling Beatles
- 20: Keep Your Wrinkled Clothes In a Hamper
- 19: Football Field of Dreams
- 16: What About This Writers’ Strike?
- 15: The Kitchen Cabinet Accident
- 14: Finding Meat on the Cheap
- 13: Hide in the Burlap Sack
- 12: When Tom Cruise Won the Daytona 500
- 09: Headlines: November 9, 2007
- 08: Paper Clips Go Digital
- 07: Celebrating Halloween with Adultitis
- 06: Babar Gets a Jacket
- 05: Overheard at a Bodybuilding Competition
- 02: Lincoln Memorial Bulldozed For New Walgreens
- 01: Of Course I Was Speeding Officer
- 31: Hudson Finds a Charge From Victoria’s Secret
- 30: The Worst Things to Hear at the Movies
- 29: Stop Wearing Nut Huggers!
- 26: NFL Fantasy Sports Picks Week 8, 2007
- 25: Aunt Laura’s Family Restaurant Review
- 24: Ellen DeGeneres Gives Away Her Dog
- 23: Overcoming Challenges
- 22: Overheard at AT&T
- 19: Terminator IV
- 18: A Quick Fix For Drywall
- 17: Remember When Lex Luthor Coached High School Basketball?
- 16: Advertising Icons Clash in Flag Football
- 15: Headlines: October 15
- 14: What You Can Learn From Handshakes
- 12: Load Up On Google Stock
- 04: How to Put Out a Fire and Have Fun
- 03: The Balloon Salesman
- 02: How to Alleviate Disappointment
- 01: The Beauty of Suit Jackets
- 26: Overheard at the National Shoe Convention
- 25: Bollinger Invites Ahmadinejad
- 24: Headlines: September 24, 2007
- 23: An Important Tip About Mailing Yourself
- 22: Bumper Sticker Ribbons
- 21: The Worst Things To Hear From Your Taxi Driver
- 20: Mr. Pringles’ Shocking Announcement
- 19: Overheard at McDonalds
- 18: Hillary Clinton and Her Healthcare Plan
- 17: Headlines: September 17, 2007
- 16: Using a Door to Pull a Loose Tooth
- 14: The Worst Things to Hear at a Diner
- 13: The Horrific Little Debbie Accident of 2007
- 12: Overheard at Microsoft
- 11: Britney Spears Embarrasses Herself Again
- 10: Finding a Nice Microwave on a Budget
- 09: Hudson Invites Stephen to Dinner
- 08: Socks Do Not Belong In Sandals
- 07: The Bubble Prison Concept
- 06: The Worst Things To Hear From Your Boss
- 05: The New Frankenstein Movie
- 04: Starbucks is Not the Only Coffee Stock to Buy
- 03: Making a Quick and Easy Toupee
- 02: The Year Samwise Gamgee Made the Notre Dame Football Squad
- 01: Courting the White Vote
- 31: Overheard at the Local Cable Company
- 30: Adversity Strikes Again
- 28: Could You Trim That Mullet?
- 27: Trouble Selecting the Perfect Lantern
- 25: The Worst Things To Hear From Your Mechanic
- 24: Teaching People About Broken Glasses
- 23: Selling Your Old Stocks
- 22: Headlines: August 2007
- 21: Jamaica Me Tan Radio Jingle
- 20: Hudson Attempts to Return Cologne
- 19: Skimpy Tops and Large Bodies
- 18: Al Qaeda Releases Rap Video
- 17: Boy Wizard Complications
- 16: That Guy In The Picture
- 16: An Inconvenient Question
- 15: A Lesson in Perseverance
- 14: Stock Up On AMGIZ if You Can
- 13: Before You Throw Away Those Jeans
- 13: The Worst Things To Hear From Your Computer
- 12: Tie Dye is Ridiculous
- 11: Fantasy Sports: 2007 Top NFL Picks
- 10: China Man Buffet Review
- 09: Indecent Proposal II
- 08: Hudson Calls Gil About a Gift for Stephen
- 07: What are Aglets and Where Can You Buy Them?
- 06: Overheard At Subway Restaurant Headquarters
- 05: Ugg Boots Are Uggly
- 04: Rosie O’Donnell Signed By Rockford Peaches
- 03: Scoring Fresh Paper Towels
- 02: Her New Hat
- 01: What to Do in Times of Adversity
- 31: Man Waits Seconds To Buy Zune
- 30: Man Melts In Vegas
- 29: Three Men Caught Running A Backstreet Boys Website
- 28: Albino Al Gore
- 04: President Selects Walker Texas Ranger, Mr. T, And John Rambo For New Task Force
- 26: Man Chainsaws House
- 12: Dying In America
- 05: Raising The Dead
- 07: Handicap Doors
- 09: Random Reflections #4
- 08: Random Reflections #3
- 08: Tough Year
- 06: Random Reflections #2
- 05: Random Reflections #1
- 04: Wetlands Charity
- 13: Telemarketing Love
- 12: Pound It In The Endzone
- 07: Ticketed Going 88 MPH
- 05: What Is All This Internet Talk?
- 29: Fat Donation
- 28: Thank Tank
- 22: Nice Buckle
- 18: Hey, Shut It!
- 17: The Heart Springs
- 16: Thermostat’s Out
- 15: Cut Your Own Meat
- 14: I Came Out!
- 11: The Pregnant Hamster
- 09: I Was Runnin’
- 08: Dish To Pass
- 07: T.G.I. Alive!
- 04: Lover Boy
- 03: The Chubby Choice
- 02: Highway Backed Up To Hell
- 01: Jackass Wears Costume Day Late
