Characters Final Frame

  • Are there supposed to be bulges there?
  • Call 911!  That man has been seriously burned.
  • What do they do with the oil when they’re done?
  • I could take him.  Just because they have muscles doesn’t mean their fighters.
  • Problem.  All of the Speedos were ordered a size to small.
  • Man or woman?

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Overheard at AT&T


October 22nd, 2007

  • Has our acquisition of the United States Government gone through?
  • Sprint thinks they're sooo cool. We'll own them!
  • I was thinking of changing our jingle to six tones.
  • Why does our logo look like a semi-operational Death Star?
  • What company do I work for now?

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  • We hope to develop an uglier plastic shoe.  Eat it Crocs.
  • Nike isn’t what it used to be.  Is everyone turning their back on child labor?
  • Next Year we plan to release a shoe with a 4000% mark up.  I’m kidding, we sell Voits.
  • Hello, my name is Barry, and I’m an out of work cobbler.
  • Introducing Velcro high heels!

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Overheard at McDonalds


September 19th, 2007

  • Focus groups have determined that Lovin’ is too strong.  From now on we’ll be using the slogan “I’m Likin’ It!”
  • The grease is eating through our wrappers.  I think we need thicker wrappers.
  • Team we need to discuss emergency procedures in case the burgers sold counter should malfunction.
  • Should we add acne treatment to our benefits package?

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Overheard at Microsoft


September 12th, 2007

  • Take some time off team.  We don't need to make another operating system for another six years!
  • Screw it.  We don't make the computers, let Dell figure it out.
  • Has anyone found any new technology to rip off?
  • Hey, did you guys get the new iPod?
  • Son of a…  Again with the blue screen?
  • No, I'm just waiting for my computer to reboot, you?

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  • I'm sorry, I can't handle this, please hold.
  • Can we hire MORE foreign customer service representatives?
  • We'll be there sometime between Monday and Friday, guess wisely.
  • And eat it…
  • I love our quasi monopoly.
  • When this promotion ends, let's go ahead and triple the bill.
  • Tease them with a robot before we go giving them a human voice.
  • Our quarterly reports indicate that we've screwed approximately 85% of our customers.  Good work team.
  • What are they going to do?  Put in a dish?

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Apple iTunes



  • Has Jared Gained Weight?
  • Does Anyone Know How To Cook Our Sandwiches?
  • How Can We Get Into The Free Smells Business Like Jimmy John's?
  • What Is The Lowest Amount Of Meat We Can Use And Still Call It A Sandwich?
  • Can We Raise Our Prices Before Our Sandwich Artists Die?

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