- What are we doing?
- Was he really in Days of Thunder?
- Do you think Ice T can get him a job on SVU?
- How did that old man score a hot wife?
- Are all lawyers actors?
- If winning the presidential nomination is water, we’re oil.
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- Are there supposed to be bulges there?
- Call 911! That man has been seriously burned.
- What do they do with the oil when they're done?
- I could take him. Just because they have muscles doesn't mean their fighters.
- Problem. All of the Speedos were ordered a size to small.
- Man or woman? Too many bulges!
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- Has our acquisition of the United States Government gone through?
- Sprint thinks they're sooo cool. We'll own them!
- I was thinking of changing our jingle to six tones.
- Why does our logo look like a semi-operational Death Star?
- What company do I work for now?
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- Well You know what they say… Big feet… awkward for short people.
- We hope to develop an uglier plastic shoe. Eat it Crocs.
- Nike isn't what it used to be. Is everyone turning their back on child labor?
- Next Year we plan to release a shoe with a 4000% mark up. I'm kidding, we sell Voits.
- Hello, my name is Barry, and I'm an out of work cobbler.
- Introducing Velcro high heels!
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- Have we put enough laxative in our burgers?
- Focus groups have determined that Lovin' is too strong. From now on we'll be using the slogan “I'm Likin' It!”
- The grease is eating through our wrappers. I think we need thicker wrappers.
- Team we need to discuss emergency procedures in case the burgers sold counter should malfunction.
- Should we add acne treatment to our benefits package?
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- Take some time off team. We don't need to make another operating system for another six years!
- Screw it. We don't make the computers, let Dell figure it out.
- Has anyone found any new technology to rip off?
- Hey, did you guys get the new iPod?
- Son of a… Again with the blue screen?
- No, I'm just waiting for my computer to reboot, you?
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- I'm sorry, I can't handle this, please hold.
- Can we hire MORE foreign customer service representatives?
- We'll be there sometime between Monday and Friday, guess wisely.
- And eat it…
- I love our quasi monopoly.
- When this promotion ends, let's go ahead and triple the bill.
- Tease them with a robot before we go giving them a human voice.
- Our quarterly reports indicate that we've screwed approximately 85% of our customers. Good work team.
- What are they going to do? Put in a dish?
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- Has Jared Gained Weight?
- Does Anyone Know How To Cook Our Sandwiches?
- How Can We Get Into The Free Smells Business Like Jimmy John's?
- What Is The Lowest Amount Of Meat We Can Use And Still Call It A Sandwich?
- Can We Raise Our Prices Before Our Sandwich Artists Die?
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