- All of the bodies were cleared out last week.
- Have you ever cultivated a termite farm before?
- You would share a backyard with the State Penitentiary.
- I’d recommend some steel bars for those windows.
- Have you ever seen The Money Pit?
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- I’m just going to add a little grease to the lens.
- I want to get a lot of the background in this picture.
- My camera doesn’t shoot ugly.
- If you could just rest your arms on the huge “08″ over there.
- Right here. Right now!
- I can’t zoom out far enough, your head is humongous.
- In your case, it looks like the camera added about 50 pounds.
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- I’m sorry what did you say?
- Can you listen to my problems today?
- Just get to the good stuff.
- Ron, so you’re attracted to your sister. Oops wrong file. My bad.
- I have to go run an errand. Just talk to my secretary Joyce, she’ll fill me in later.
- I’ve invited your spouse and parents to this session.
- We’ll be web-casting your session live, that isn’t a problem is it?
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- How important are your front teeth?
- We ran out of Novocaine. Just this morning actually.
- It was bring you son to work day. No, go ahead Timmy.
- Hey everyone! This guy’s crying a little bit.
- How do you look? You look like a retired catcher’s mitt.
- Your insurance only covers wooden dentures sir. Just keep them carved and away from termites.
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- I can’t see over your huge melon.
- Daddy, I tinkled on the floor!
- And now for your feature presentation… Daddy Day Care!
- This isn’t really butter per se.
- That’ll be $45 for 2 small drinks and a dixie cup of popcorn.
- He’s dead the entire time, that’s how the boy can see him.
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- Do you have a license I can borrow?
- Your suitcase should fit next to the dead body in the trunk. If anyone asks, it’s yours.
- Sorry about the smell.
- I have no idea how to say my name either.
- Last guy wet his pants. You might want to just hover.
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- No, that hair is for flossing. This one is an accident.
- We ran out of lemonade earlier, but Bruno came up with something.
- The main ingredient is grease.
- Would you like a tattoo with that?
- Should I not have put out my ciggy in your mashed taters?
- Could you please address your order to my chin mole.
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- You’ve been replaced by a talking chimp named Rusty.
- I’m having an out of office affair with your wife.
- Good news, we’re cutting back your hours like you requested. Bad news, clean out your desk you’re fired.
- We all need to pitch in and work extra hours this weekend, if you have any questions I’ll be golfing.
- You won't have to pay as many taxes because we're cutting your wages.
- We should fire you, but there’s too much legal red tape and it’s not worth it.
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- The good news, I fixed your car. Bad news it was stolen this morning.
- You’ve got some of the nicest looking ball bearings I’ve ever seen.
- Well, we chopped it up and made you an extra fifty dollars. How about that?
- Were you planning on driving this ever again?
- Tires are out, no one’s using tires anymore.
- You might want to just Febreeze that
- That stain was already there sir.
- Oh, we painted your car brown… That’s OK right?
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- You type like an idiot.
- I’m am destroying all of your documents… Now.
- Help, I’m Frozen… Eh Gotcha! Seriously, Now, would be a good time to save what you’re working on.
- I got it! Stop clicking! Why do you think I put the hourglass up?
- Please remove that CD… I don’t play bargain basement discs.
- Hi! Welcome to Windows Vista!
- Stop sticking peripherals in my rear!
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