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Man Melts In Vegas


July 30th, 2007

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Man Melts In VegasA Man melted into liquid goo today due to the excessive heat in Las Vegas.  

During a late afternoon walk Gregory Stanwyck began to melt.  His fingertips were the first to go, and soon it was a race against the clock to puddle up as much of him as possible to avoid making a mess.

His wife Kathy said, “it’s the same way with the kids when they get an ice cream cone.  They take little licks, and before you know it we’ve got a little Mount Vesuvius on our hands and the backseat of the car is a disaster.”

Luckily, Stanwyck’s wife Kathy was able to collect most of him and put him into a casino token bucket.  

They are currently waiting for Greg to re-solidify in the hotel freezer, after which they will decide whether to top him with hot caramel or strawberry syrup.

“My vote is for strawberry,” said the Stanwyck’s four-year-old daughter Madeline, while Susan, the couple’s six-year-old daughter, is pulling for caramel.

According to Kathy, “this has really put a damper on the vacation, but I’m sure the kids will enjoy it.  At least we won’t have as much stuff to bring home with us.  It could be worse!”

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