Seagal Settles Lawsuit With Judo Chop
HOLLYWOOD– Steven Seagal promptly settled an outstanding legal dispute with a karate like maneuver that left the plaintiff motionless on the floor. The dispute involved allegations of contract breech, Mafia involvement, and physical harm. The plaintiff’s family have announced that they will be dropping the lawsuit.
Fake Mayor of Fake City Dies
MCDONALDLAND – Tragedy struck McDonaldland yesterday when Mayor McCheese collapsed in his office in what most believe to be a massive heart attack. McCheese was known to have a high cholesterol a natural result of the grease the ran through his veins. He leaves behind an identical twin, H. R. Pufnstuf
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