Overheard at the Local Cable Company

I'm sorry, I can't handle this, please hold.
Can we hire MORE foreign customer service representatives?
We'll be there sometime between Monday and Friday, guess wisely.
And eat it…
I love our quasi monopoly.
When this promotion ends, let's go ahead and triple the bill.
Tease them with a robot before we go giving them a human voice.
Our quarterly reports indicate that we've screwed approximately 85% of our customers. Good work team.
What are they going to do? Put in a dish?

Have any other ideas? Put em' in the comments section!