Overheard at McDonalds

Focus groups have determined that Lovin’ is too strong. From now on we’ll be using the slogan “I’m Likin’ It!”
The grease is eating through our wrappers. I think we need thicker wrappers.
Team we need to discuss emergency procedures in case the burgers sold counter should malfunction.
Should we add acne treatment to our benefits package?

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