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  • We hope to develop an uglier plastic shoe.  Eat it Crocs.
  • Nike isn’t what it used to be.  Is everyone turning their back on child labor?
  • Next Year we plan to release a shoe with a 4000% mark up.  I’m kidding, we sell Voits.
  • Hello, my name is Barry, and I’m an out of work cobbler.
  • Introducing Velcro high heels!

Have any other ideas? Put em’ in the comments section!

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