- We hope to develop an uglier plastic shoe. Eat it Crocs.
- Nike isn’t what it used to be. Is everyone turning their back on child labor?
- Next Year we plan to release a shoe with a 4000% mark up. I’m kidding, we sell Voits.
- Hello, my name is Barry, and I’m an out of work cobbler.
- Introducing Velcro high heels!
Have any other ideas? Put em’ in the comments section!
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