- No, that hair is for flossing. This one is an accident.
- We ran out of lemonade earlier, but Bruno came up with something.
- The main ingredient is grease.
- Would you like a tattoo with that?
- Should I not have put out my ciggy in your mashed taters?
- Could you please address your order to my chin mole.
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September 15th, 2007
The B.O. stink is complimentary.
Ever since that Planned Parenthood moved in next door, our soup du jour has gotten a lot heartier.
We ran out of regular napkins, so these pads will have to do.
Hey, pal, the flies were here first.
Does the five-second rule count for toilets?