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  • I can’t see over your huge melon.
  • Daddy, I tinkled on the floor!
  • And now for your feature presentation… Daddy Day Care!
  • This isn’t really butter per se.
  • That’ll be $45 for 2 small drinks and a dixie cup of popcorn.
  • He’s dead the entire time, that’s how the boy can see him.

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One Response to “The Worst Things to Hear at the Movies”

  1. Ryan Says:

    – The doctor assures me it’s not airborne.
    – Honey, I forgot your Gas-Ex.
    – That’s a lot of toddlers!
    – Wow! Those Twizzlers really go through ya!
    – Directed by Brett Ratner

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