• Don’t worry… all of the bodies were cleared out last week.
• Have you ever cared for a termite farm before?
• That water basin there is the bathroom.
• You would share a backyard with the State Penitentiary.
• I would recommend some steel bars for those windows.
• Have you ever seen The Money Pit?

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