- The good news, I fixed your car. Bad news it was stolen this morning.
- You’ve got some of the nicest looking ball bearings I’ve ever seen.
- Well, we chopped it up and made you an extra fifty dollars. How about that?
- Were you planning on driving this ever again?
- Tires are out, no one’s using tires anymore.
- You might want to just Febreeze that
- That stain was already there sir.
- Oh, we painted your car brown… That’s OK right?
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