- You type like an idiot.
- I’m am destroying all of your documents… Now.
- Help, I’m Frozen… Eh Gotcha! Seriously, Now, would be a good time to save what you’re working on.
- I got it! Stop clicking! Why do you think I put the hourglass up?
- Please remove that CD… I don’t play bargain basement discs.
- Hi! Welcome to Windows Vista!
- Stop sticking peripherals in my rear!
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August 17th, 2007
I just e-mailed your Mom, Pastor, and Boss the contents of your browser history. I didn’t think you would mind.
August 27th, 2007
I am shutting down in a minute … that is unless you start paying the overtime rate
August 28th, 2007
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